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Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.

I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.

by Obidexterous May 5, 2011


callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 July 15, 2017


callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017


Callum Whitta

He is very great in bed even better than Aston Barsley and lots of women flock to him for his great looks and tall height as well as give a bj.

Have you seen Callum Whitta?
No I think hes getting a bj from ten girls.

by Ithinkjoemamaishotaf January 25, 2022


Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020


Callum Milward

A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.

Omg your such a little shit, you remind me of a Callum Milward

by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020


Callum Berkeley

Brick looking ass fag

stop being a Callum Berkeley or i'll ban u on mc

by jman123.ie February 27, 2020