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Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.
"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"
A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video
THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE
The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.
"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
another word for Cigerettes!
Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.
Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."