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n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

70๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob cannon

In Counterstrike it is the auto shotgun, AW/M or AWP (especially in old versions of the game, where you don't have to aim even relatively close to someone to snipe them), it is toned down in newer versions. Even though the AWP is the best weapon in the game you can't ever use it or you will be branded a noob.

-=COPKILLA1=-: OMG that noob fuckin shot me with his noob cannon!!
-=COPKILLA2=-: wat a fuckn noob
-=SenorCAP-A-COP=-: i hate CS

by teh best evar January 12, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob Cannon

A weapon in most Military First person shooters out in the gaming world that involves no skill or gaming ability to use.

OMG!! I just got n00bed by the noob cannon user!

by TheOutKast June 6, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob cannon

A cheap ass weapon favoured by noobs in First Person Shooter games, as it is easy to use and can kill without much effort.

In Delta Force 4 Task Force Dagger, the noob cannon would be the OICW in its semi auto 6 shots per clip grenade launcher mode.

noob with OICW: HahaHAh i PwN u alL u FiCkerS!!!111one
pro using a real gun: Wtf man have you ever fired a real gun besides that noob cannon? No wonder you play GSUS and other CQB maps only.
*the pro aims his M4A1SD*
*the noob's head goes pop*

by DFtfd pwns September 17, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


party cannon

named for the metaphor of bringing a cannon (like a small civil war cannon) to a party to do one of two things

1. Pulled when someone says something toolish

2. Used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don't like.

1. Sam and Rick outside during smoke break
Sam: Hey Rick, it's your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let's do something cool; we'll make it a party
Rick: No can do, I have some work to do. Anyway, I really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know?
Sam: *imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon* Party Cannon! That is the lamest toolish piss I've ever heard. Take your head out of your ass and let's go celebrate your fuckin' birthday.

2. Paul: Joe pulled out the party cannon when the Stamp collectors association started singing at his favorite bar. It dispersed them, and then Joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace.

by Fuckin' ender of all tools December 30, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yeet Cannon

A Yeet Cannon in contemporary parlance refers to a pistol or other firearm used in an aggressive manner.

The Spartans used yeet as a battle cry when fighting the Persians at Thermopylae, as translated from neocontemporary Persian accounts of the battle. It is unknown if the term was in common use in the Greek city-states prior to the battle or if it was coined during that engagement.

The Massachusetts army holding Bunker Hill and Breed's Hill yeeted at the British regulars and at least one historian asserts that Major General John Stark, King in the North, yeeted in the general direction of General Howe during the British attack on his position. Though cannon were present during that battle, yeeting was only commonly employed by infantrymen of that time, particularly during bayonet charges.

In 1831, Mexican authorities gave a cannon to the settlers of Gonzales to protect themselves from Comanche raids. In 1835 Colonel Domingo de Ugartechea, the Mexican commander in Texas, requested the return of the cannon. They responded with a single word, YEET! The famous Yeet Cannon would be emblazoned on what would become known as the Gonzales Flag, the forerunner of the eventual Texas State Flag.

Does anyone have a shotgun? All I have are some bandages and a Yeet Cannon.

by Revisionist Historian June 20, 2019

56๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


man cannoned

A special phrase for when a girl(or guy)dumps their boyfriend in a brutal way.

Person 1:Hey what happened to Ben?
Person 2:His girl just man cannoned him this morning.
Person 1:.....ouch.

by Cellie October 26, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž