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When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.
FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!
The guy who made this definition
You know that guy carpet wizard
A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet
Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet
A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.
There goes a cute little carpet slider.
When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.
Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.
When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.