Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.
In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot
A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde
OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK
A term that is commonly used to describe a nasty, homosexual ginger person. These people often are very unfunny and make every situation they're in worse. This person tends to ruin your day no matter what they are doing.
Ugh I hate that carrot fag!
Orange condom over penis with warts.
She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.
A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.
Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?
when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur
Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.
It is when you take stromboli, you take some strongly boiled carrots, and then you laugh very very hard on the floor under a blanket.
"Oh man! These are some goos stromboiled carrots!" said Joe enthusiastically