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I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap November 1, 2020


carrot philp

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019


Carrot Fag

A term that is commonly used to describe a nasty, homosexual ginger person. These people often are very unfunny and make every situation they're in worse. This person tends to ruin your day no matter what they are doing.

Ugh I hate that carrot fag!

by kieleezy January 14, 2022


lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019


carrot dogging

A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.

Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?

by Secondwifejulia July 2, 2017


full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 23, 2016


stromboiled carrots

It is when you take stromboli, you take some strongly boiled carrots, and then you laugh very very hard on the floor under a blanket.

"Oh man! These are some goos stromboiled carrots!" said Joe enthusiastically

by Julian Fairchild February 19, 2017