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Bethlehem Catholic High School

A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.

Person 1: Doesn’t he go to Bethlehem Catholic High School?
Person 2: Yeah, stay away from him.

by sammichhh January 5, 2021


Sacred Heart Catholic School

a school where every middle school teacher gets triggered 24/7 af and your child’s mentality starts worsening 6th grade year throughout their middle school years later developing into depression

Sacred Heart Catholic School could get burned down the second someone turns on the microwave in the teacher’s lounge.

by Trash_menory15 April 5, 2019


The Catholic High School of Baltimore

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle

Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

by I can count January 21, 2015

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St. Joes catholic academy

Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick

What school do you go to? St. Joes catholic academy oh how the fuck are you not suspended

by cOCkGUZzeler1243 June 21, 2018

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east catholic high school

a school where parents pay 12,000 dollars for their kids to be getting C’s and D’s on their report card. also a place where juuling has become the biggest issue and you no longer can sit in your own car for 5 mins because teachers think your up to something

east catholic high school “home of the juuls

by wjaodhebqksodidhe hi December 9, 2017

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Good catholic girl

Young woman who (understandably) uses a denial streak a mile wide to justify having anal sex while retaining her "virginity". Her hymen hasn't been broken, therefore is still "Like a Virgin".

She's a good catholic girl, her whisker biscuit is yet to be touched for the very first time.

by Metepack December 28, 2013

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Risen Christ Catholic School

Rccs is the most shit "catholic" school you’ll ever attend. Simply a school, grades K-8th where you learn nothing, some racist workers there that don’t give a damn, kids are mad annoying, lunch gets nastier every year, they let complete idiots graduate 8th grade, and lots of f boys and thots starting new drama each day.

It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.

Kris: Hey Joe did you hear about the school Risen Christ Catholic School?

Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.

Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?

Maya: Yes I did.

Edward: how was it?

Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.

by UglyTikToker May 14, 2020