when you're happy just because other people are happy even though none of it benefits you directly- like 'compersion' but that word sounds gross.
Jame: "How you been?"
Kirsten: "Pretty good ac chico!"
Jame: "Oh fr? What's good?"
Kirsten: "Nothing in particular. All my friends are in love or sorta making dreams happen, yunno? I'm in celebrance."
Jame: "Damn, celebrance. Good word."
The psychic state of being obsessed and ingratiated with celebrities and Holywould* 'Celebrity Cult-Ture'.
The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial bought the sick celebreality portrayed in the media into sharp fucus*.
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Person 1: I am a celebrity employee.
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Person 0: I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.
The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!
A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!
(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!
"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"