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chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

by T ROCK January 4, 2005

141๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


chinese caligraphy

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese

chinese caligraphy is so cool

by britis April 3, 2005

60๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.

Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!

by DjAsianTech November 5, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

by Sean Fox April 15, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.

The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."

by T_rump_supporter March 23, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB March 16, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž