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When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.
I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.
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This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.
my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.
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When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.
Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?
Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.
Girl: Is it real chocolate?
Guy: Ummmm...yeah.
Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
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When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."
"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."
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The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.
"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."
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