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When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.
- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro
-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers
Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.
That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!
Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud
Cloud choking
.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking
When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:
Person 1:i think i will get the waffles
Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Person 1: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"
"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"
"Damn bro that sucks!"
I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...