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A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.
Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun
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An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face
"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "
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Christopher Romero is known to follow people to get more followers and then unfollows them.
Girl #1 : OMG!! Christopher romero just followed me!!
Girl #2: Really?? He did the same to me, but yesterday he unfollowed me!
Girl #3: Let's expose his ass!!
Girl #4: Hell yeah! Lets expose his fake ass!
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Christopher Walla is an awesome guitarist/vocalist for the best band in the world, Death Cab For Cutie. Dating the photographer/director Autumn De Wilde, he is from Washington State where the band currently resides.
Christopher Walla is sooo hot!! too bad he's dating Autumn De Wilde.
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The most amazing person you could possible be with. His smile and brown eyes are just breath taking. The man of my dreams. He's always here whenever i need him. Thru thick and thin. THE BEST IN BED. Sexy asssss. Red head<3 just the best thing thats ever happend to me. i love christopher and i want us to be toghether forever. A.A.F
Dangg.. I'm in love with Christopher Allen
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When a man is having sex with a woman(or man) from behind and everything is going great until he back suplexes him/her and they become paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of thier life.
Oh man, I accidentally Christopher Reeved my girlfriend last night. Now she sucks. :(
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