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When someone is chronically retarded!
girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation
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Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.
Person 1: Let's go to the city!
Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!
Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.
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Inability to type without chronically repeating the same error of transposing "the" with "hte" or some other variation of always and consistent chronic transposition error when typing.
I said "EXTREMLELY" but meant, "extremely", oh no! I must have chronic typo transposia"!
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being raped in the ass many times over and over and being addicted to it
man that guy is a chronic ass raper
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Marijuana; known as "the shit" in Michigan, to find it you have to know the Pilot, and you must pick it up and Detroit Metro Airport. Also known as "A.P.C."
"Hey we gotta go down I-275 to I-96 and hit up metro to get that Airport Chronic"
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W
hen you derp repeatitively with increasing severity, you are diagnosed with Chronic Derp Syndrome
DOOD that grape has chronic derp syndrome. he just keeps taking lessons from Towely
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1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.
2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.
Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
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