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The most idiotic and annoying wrestling commentator ever featured on WWE TV. Calls a powerslam a scoop slam... The voice of WWE!?
Cole: Batista with the Big Boot!
Lawler: Michael Cole you fucking moron, that's a Clothesline. Who hired you? Wait, that would be Kevin Dunn. And he's just as moronic as you.
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A very tall person in year 9 that is also very tall
oh Cole the Bowl is here
Deriving from a horney little boy named Cole. Any common acts that are twisted to mean something sexual, such as sitting on a lap would be a "cole-ism" if it were to mean more than just sitting down, or if you were to give a hug that is more squeezing and feeling than a normal hug would be a "cole-ism"
*a hot girl looking around to sit somewhere*
Boy: "Here, you can sit in my lap." (what he's really thinking... you can sit in my lap because you're really f*ing hot and i'll get a boner if you sit on me. PLEASE sit on my lap!)
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1.)Noun- Augustus Cole, the baddest warfightin' machine this side of anywhere who kicks so much ass, its indescribable.
2.)Verb- go Cole Train, (to annihilate an enemy)
Some ass- "I'm gonna go beast-mode on you!"
You- "Oh yeah? I'm gonna pull a Cole Train on your punk ass"
Some ass- "Oh Shit, this dude's crazy!"
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beast ass skater, watch his part in new blood and you'll understand. he won 2005 skater of the year and right now he rides for Zero and Fallen.
Dude chris cole fucking tre flipped wallenburg
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Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.
Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich
Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!
Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"
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Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"
Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.
Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard
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