Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.
Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!
^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^
When a country invades another country or land for power, money or resources. When the land is invaded it is occupied because the people who colonized it is running the country but they can be forced out by revolution or war
We will colonize that land across the sea
When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.
"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."
An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.
Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
It is used when the author wants to end an sentence but chooses not to.
deeper meaning: It is when someone wants to end their life but chooses not to.
I will end my life in a semi-colon.