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A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021


Comfortable

Come for table

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."

by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024


Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.

Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world

by March 29, 2021


Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.

Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world

by March 29, 2021


Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023


Crack Comfort

Comfort characters that are either from fandoms that you’re not in, or from media with small or nonexistent fanbases.

I’ve never played animal crossing, but for some reason Tom Nook is a crack comfort for me. He just makes me happy when I see him

by NotroLPS March 7, 2022


comfort animal

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.

Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.

by Ratched, RN September 13, 2019