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The plastic bag that your newspaper is delivered in, usually in times of inclement weather.
Mary saw it was raining outside and exclaimed, "Oh fuck! My newspaper is going to be ruined." However when she retrieved her paper, she noticed that the delievery boy had wrapped it in 2 newspaper condoms, keeping the paper dry and readable!
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the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.
Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?
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The act of using the corn bread from a corn dog as a condom. 35%effective 100%delicious
I whipped out the corndog condom on a random slam last night and she bit the head of my cock!
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Plastic that has already been used on your schlong
I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it
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Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.
Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...
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Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.
Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.
Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
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going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy
we didnt have any rubbers so we used the vermont condom. hope someone upstairs looks out for me!
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