dane cook

Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.

"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

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booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

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Cooking by the Book

A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)

Man, that girl is hot, too bad she's cooking by the book.

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cooking fat

A commenly used phase in household's with feline occupants. Used when you Mum is in the room and the cat has just jumped on your clean shirt, i.e a clean replacement for F**king Cat

That Cooking Fat has just dragged a dead bird onto my bed!!!

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Kettle Cooking

when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging

"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"

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rom cooking

To cook a rom is the process of modifing ones (Read Only Memory) of a Pocket PC device based on Windows CE operating system.

Cook your own ROM.
ROM Cooking.

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Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

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