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When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread
I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.
when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown
kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat
Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).
"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
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Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.
Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.
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A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.
"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"
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Bi-curiousness as witnessed between consenting cougars. It is more likely to occur when substantial cougar prey cannot be found and the cougars must prey upon each other.
Dude 1: Hey, why's that cougar hooking up with that other cougar?
Dude 2: Not sure, must be bi-cougarous.
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This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.
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