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Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).
"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
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Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.
Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.
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A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.
"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"
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This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.
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Bi-curiousness as witnessed between consenting cougars. It is more likely to occur when substantial cougar prey cannot be found and the cougars must prey upon each other.
Dude 1: Hey, why's that cougar hooking up with that other cougar?
Dude 2: Not sure, must be bi-cougarous.
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When you get checked out by a MILF
Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.
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The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.
Did you see Freddy Cougar all over that poor kitten? He stood no chance.
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