son of a crap

-a phrase to say when frustrated
-another way of saying son of a bitch

Mom: Timmy, you have to do chores now.
Timmy: Son of a crap...

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crap nuggets

n. Crappy chicken nuggets that leigh makes for her little sister. Similar to the school chicken nuggets.

Wow, those crap nuggets taste like...crap!

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Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

Aw, Crap!

This phrase is usually used when bad things happen. For instance...

Person1: I think we lost all our money in the casino...
Person2: Aw, crap!

crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

cunt-crap

verb: when items are inserted into a womans vagina and she squezes them out. As in, to cunt-crap something.

I stuffed some grapes into my girls vagina and she cunt-crapped them into my mouth.