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When you're are so black and exhausted that it isn't possible for you to be just all crunked out.
Man I was gonna go visit my cousin's house but he was all crashed out. Guess I'll just play naked twister to Justin Timberlake music.
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When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.
SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!
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A car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a Birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50's style bike heading toward the open door. The hippie cannot access the bike's shitty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid the open car door, loosing control of the bike and then crashing on the roadway.
Some dirty old, bike driv'n hippie almost hit me while I was getting outta my car. Fucking bum couldn't even work the bike brakes which made him go flying off the bike and crash'n himself onto the pavement causing a hippie car crash. He Musta been high on that old style weed.
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A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.
Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy.
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During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.
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Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.
That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!
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The action of refraining another individual from participating in an event, or a series of events in which the said individual wishes to participate in. Particularily in the video gaming area.
man me, Hickolas and Kizzy went to play Madden and we never let hickloas play, he got crash-bandicooted so bad.
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