Ice cream sandwich

A sandwich with shit on the bottom cum in the middle and shit on top

Sarah’s mouth smelled like shit after eating an ice cream sandwich

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Ice Cream Man

A term denoting if someone is homosexual.

Bro #1: Hey, let's stop at that club. It looks bumpin'.

Bro #2: Are you gay or something? That place is full of Ice Cream Men.

-or-

Bro #1: I don't know what it is about bill but he gives off a weird vibe.

Bro #2: He's a total Ice Cream Man, dude. Didn't you see him trying to hit on me last week?

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Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

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Alley Ice Cream

Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,

heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy

: THE BEST

C.H. had some amazing Alley Ice Cream in the parking lot at Dairy Queen

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Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!

bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

coogee bay ice cream

Shit

Man, that new game from Microsoft is like a serving of coogee bay ice cream.

(see news story)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html