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When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.
Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20
Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:
-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"
Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.
"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
When you go against the law to save the world.
When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.
Calling the police on the police.
She had called the police on the off duty police officer and his accomplice when they broke in her house and attacked the guy inside. Police were cracking down on police on police crime.
When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)
Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......