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When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.
Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!
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A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.
Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!
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Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot
"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."
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kyra's best friend maddie;
maddie's best friend kyra;
heyy best friend!
or should i say, crunch cake!
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When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.
After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.
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A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.
We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.
You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.
Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.
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I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?