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Crunk Nuclear

Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.

Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.

THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*

by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011


white crunk

Kanye West's term for the music of Franz Ferdinand (and possibly like-minded bands). This sound had an influence on him in recording his 2005 album, Late Registration.

"'Diamonds' is kind of white crunk." - Kanye West, referring to his single "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"

by Lairor December 20, 2005

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crunk dialing

The more hip term for the drunk dial. It is the act of becoming crunked, then proceding to "dial" people in your inebriated state. Leads to hysterically funny phone conversations, possible emotional outbursts, and general annoyance for the person receiving the crunk dial.

"Ahh man, I'm so crunked right now!! Time for some crunk dialing. I'm calling that bitch Katy and seeing if I can get me some poontang!"

by Ross Sargent November 16, 2005

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Crunk Tuesday

A college event that began in Orange County, CA by a group of drunken friends who decided to go against the grain and party on a Tuesday night to celebrate one of their friend's birthdays. This led to even more debauchery on Tuesday nights such as spontaneous road trips to Mexico as well as localized dance parties in California.

Today, "Crunk Tuesdays" is an everyday term in most California college dormitories and other college dwellings alike. At it's core, Crunk Tuesdays is a party held every Tuesday night during the active school semester at a house or apartment. However, for others it's more than that; it's a stress outlet for thrill-seeking, adventuresome young people who aren't content with the 2-day weekend. If you will, it's a once-in-a-college-opportunity to live on the edge and meet others that do too.

After my last class at 9 PM I will be at Crunk Tuesdays with my Heineken mini-keg and a bottle of 151!

by Don Johnston January 21, 2007

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Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

by puckhead661 May 5, 2006

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forest crunk

Slang for underground hip hop, backpacker music, skate music, etc.

Did you pick up that new Aesop Rock album? Its all forest crunk

by willbuerto February 4, 2008

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Crunk Master

The person at a party that is first to get intoxicated; be it alcohol, marijuana, or hard core drugs. This person aims toward one goal: to get and stay plastered.

A crunk master can easily be identified in the wild as the first to take their shirt off and the last to recover from a hangover.

I just woke up in a dumpster with no clothes with no recollection of last night; I must've been quite the crunk master

I hate the crunk master. She just tore off all of her clothes after a bottle of champagne at my wedding and fucked the best man before the ceremony,

The crunk master just did crystal meth after 20 shots! Lets go watch her puke and get arrested!

I got a call from the crunk master and she says she is Mexico with a balloon full of cocaine in her ass.

by Idroppedapbiology2011 April 20, 2011

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