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the sweetest and prettiest person ever. deserves all the happiness in the world.
if you dont respect dan howell then fuck off!
the coolest weather man ever
"you know dan skeldon?"
"yeah he's the coolest god-damn weather man!"
Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies
Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with
When you get really drunk and you think you’re about to cum, but you end up peeing in/around her vagina and/or mouth.
I went camping last night with my girlfriend and ended up pulling a Dan Butler. There was 3 inches of piss in our tent!
Synonym for all that is not man.
That chick was a total Dan Vaandrager
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Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!
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