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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020


Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz October 10, 2015


ring a ding dong

the best friendgroup in the entireeeeee world especially in qatar academy doha

the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular

by sparknotes November 27, 2019


ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022


Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad

Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"

by Bearishy April 16, 2022


tomma-lamma-ding-dong

tomma-lamma-ding-dong is a another name for Thomas sanders given to him by a father and a prince.

"i called for tomma-lamma-ding-dong" Patton said

by speedyrat December 21, 2020


Flaba laba ding dong

A big city where people ride on pigs in iron baskets to get around.

"Yo dude! I went to a Flaba laba ding dong for winter break. It was dope skirting around on pigs."

by Jbirb December 5, 2019