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n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.
yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die
because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.
Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body
(It's basically Zombie Aids)
You've been hit by, you've been struck by Cornelius. You now have Necrooxydine Disease
Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
noun; stands for Random Erections During School.
Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."