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Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST
a phrase said by someone who wants to give out vimto chewits
Louis: ey
Dom: yo louis
Louis: do you want a vimto chewit lad
Dom: yes lad
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A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.
Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..
Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?
Person 1: I usually take exit 9.
Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?
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A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.
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A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.
BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.
DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?
BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.
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Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.
Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*
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Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them
Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!
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