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That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.
Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.
An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Shit lets go, here comes captain douchebag again.
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When somebody is intentionally doing something against the rules when its not "technically in the rulebook"
The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."
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The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.
"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.
Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..
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A collective term for 2 or more people sporting Ed Hardy clothing, which automatically classifies them as douchebags, hanging out together.
Made popular by "Five Hundy By Midnight", the Original Las Vegas Podcast.
That obnoxious drunken hollering is coming from that Hardy of Douchebags.
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a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter
Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!
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