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A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
HQ of UK GCHQ, or the corporate collective of employees thereof. The building looks like a doughnut from the air.
The story's bogus, according to MASINTEL from The Doughnut.
The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.
Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)
"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
When you cum into someone’s foreskin
Me and Ryan did a Glazed Doughnut yesterday
You must have eaten a ton of Pussy , Your Face looks like a Glazed Doughnut
weird unusual.
Used to call something weird
sc-Walkrrryan
Boy 1 : Look at that boy he’s so weird.
Boy 2 : Yes, he’s a watermelon doughnut