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Drew Pagaduan

Drews are cool, but Drew Pagaduans are much, much better. Conversations with Drew Pagaduan are easy, hilarious, and surprisingly important. You'll either never really get to know him, or naturally gravitate toward him over the span of years, maybe even more. This gravitation is caused by his mystery. You know that he comes off as quiet, unless the conversation piques his interests. You'll come to learn that while his shit talking may seem passive-aggressive, he's secretly planning to fight the whole world for both his ideals and for his friends. You'll come to relate to the perpetual ball of resentment that you both feel for yourselves, those that piss you off, and the general unfairness of the world that you, nor anyone else couldn't ever hope to solve alone, as well as share the sad smile of autumn that, at the end of the day, you both recognize as the closest thing to a solution. While he is there for you in the long run, he'll need his space every once in a while, as do you; you both know that you don't need to see to be able to share the hilarity and beauty of the world together. You can share so much with Drew Pagaduan, regardless of how different from him you might be. Drew Pagaduan is as elusive and mysterious as he is solid and comforting when you are face-to-face. The closer you get to a Drew Pagaduan, the farther from him you'll feel, as your desire to know him will only grow. Despite this, a Drew Pagaduan is a good friend to have indeed.

"Hey Drew Pagaduan! I missed you dude!"
"Miss you too bro. How's life ;)"

by Mustapholis_Wang October 25, 2020


drew chambers

very handsome and caring guy, you would love talking to sweet and understanding

that guy is so beautiful he must be a drew chambers

by heavens god November 13, 2016


Drew C

That one abnormally short kid who probably has some sort of undiagnosed disability. He try-hards school but still gets 7/11 on English quizzes, but somehow is in a higher math class then every other kid his age. Also, he has been taking tennis lessons for 8 years and is still ass at the sport, with the excuse of "It's about technique". The only sports-related trophy he has is a "coaches award" for snitching on all the other kids in the lesson, except that there are no other kids and he just needed an ego boost. He spends most of his time in his room or on the couch watching YouTube, and is absolutely atrocious at any videogame despite playing them for multiple years on end. Don't que valorant with him because he will lower the group intelligence by at least 20%.

Person 1: "Bro who tf is that Drew C kid and why is he so ass at tennis???"

Person 2: "Idk man he's been taking lessons for 8 years. I think he has a tumor or smth idek."

by KeiKenchi July 27, 2022


Drew thomas

Really hot guy man 🥵🥵🥵🥵

“I have a crush on drew Thomas
“ me toooo drew Thomas is hot ”
Ima shift for him ( drew Thomas )

by Drewspersonalstripper June 19, 2021


Drew Weeze

A man who weezes when he smokes pot, formally following a nickname that will be represented to a man, the man's name will therefore be named after the infamous Drew Breeze.

*Man 1 takes toke*
*Begins to exhale and then when breathing normally, starts weezing*
Man 2: Man you're such a Drew Weeze

by Theoneandonlyjkraz January 08, 2012


Drew Berger

Drew Berger is unrelenting, unyeilding, yet willing to compromise. To be understood to be a fundamental force in the universe. One of the basic laws of the physical universe is that Drew Berger is Drew Berger. Drew Berger cannot be understood without significant study.

Decency, respect for others and their views, and accepting that not everything desired may be attained are core principles of Drew Berger.

If Drew Berger has been denegrated, if Drew Berger has been intentionally injured, entrapped, or if Drew Berger's efforts were obtained under false pretense, then Drew Berger becomes the meaning of entitlement and force.

Drew Berger is beloved by all, and will see it through until one of us are fucking dead

Drew Berger is beyond our comprehensive abilities, any attempt to discuss him negatively is usually followed by a thousand years of pain and darkness.

- Pope Micah Bonifacio

by K-dawg potkojk December 22, 2019


drew angel

Super cute girl that is very loving, she will do anything for you and love you to infinity. She is wonderful and you will never stop loving her

That girl is so amazing what's her name?
Drew Angel

by ThTguy14 May 13, 2015