A concert that was supposed to raise awareness about saving the planet, but instead wasted more kilowattage than the average household uses in a year.
A vessel for opportunists like Sheryl Crow to preach their hippie crap i.e. using only one square of tp for your bungholio.
A concert that wastes a lot of energy while at the same time making people feel like their the ones making an effort to save the earth.
Person 1: I love Live Earth. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Person A: That my friend is hell creeping up on you.
1: Explain please?
A: This concert wastes more energy than you do in a freakin' year.
1: I'm doing something instead of staying home and watching TV.
A: For the first time in a while, watching TV is the better option.
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A guitar solo that when played it cracks the earth (can only be preformed by Sean (Slash) Tate)
That solo from "No More Tears" is a real Earth Breaker when Slash plays it
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Someone who annoys you by telling you pointless ass information that is clearly unnesasary or has no importance to you.
u walk out side and its cold, and someone tells you that that same time last year it wasent as cold, but it was cold.you would then turn to your friend and call that person a earth humper forreal
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a song my ashton irwin that is so fucking amazing and if you don't agree then stfu.
"Dude did you hear Down to Earth"
"Oh yea it's so good it's by Ashton Irwin right?"
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Hippie, biker chick, who implements Brainworks.
Kim is an earth muffin.
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instead of earth day, earth hour, a day we tell the earth, Hey we're just not that into you
earth hour, 23 less hours then earth day
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Buc-ee's is the literal definition of Hell on Earth.
Bucc-ee's is way too crowded with people, it's loud, it's obnoxious, and the whole place reeks of a strange odor that will linger in your nose and stick to your clothes. Their food is disgusting, and the prices are ridiculously high. Never set foot inside a Bucc-ee's. It is fucking Hell on Earth.
"My husband dragged me to Hell on Earth today."
"You mean Bucc-ee's? My condolences."
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