ellie is a rat. she is a rat. thatβs it.
have you heard of ellie? oh yeah sheβs a real rat
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A gay virgin who sit on his ass playing fortnite with joe and max. Heβs shit at football and takes it out on small scrony ginger kids. He gets abused by his dad being dangled from various windows throughout his life.
Ellis- Iβm going to fall
Dad- good you pussy
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A large floppy marcupial who lays eggs with his highlighter sized penis. Commonly seen with the north american bear, dildo heed, tampon heed or the great ginger mammoth. Can also be found in your local back alley raping small children with a squad of baboons.
Staple diet: bavarian pancakes, camel toe jam and meat flaps. Enjoys the occasional arabian sandstorm.
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A fridige bitch, an over achieving whore who lacks her virginity
You're such and elly
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quite the bitch if i do say so myself. sheβs pretty, occasionally funny but needs to control her anger like jeesh. very competitive
girl 1: did you hear what ellie said in social studies
girl 2: what??
girl 1: she says when she gets home sheβs gonna take out her voodoo doll and rip it apart and i should be prepared
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All she knows is simp for emotionally unattached 2d men who are mean to everyone but have a soft spot for one person. dumb whore who loves to secks with mr han.
did you see the footage of ellie is the cage?!
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Elli's are amazing and always have your back! They're thoughtful, caring, adventurous, and crazy (in the best way) they look out for you and you can rely on them for anything! Elli's are the BEST!
Love, Alissa π
Person 1: what's your best friends name?
Person 2: Elli, no doubt
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