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loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man
evan critch is all muscle
The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls
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When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.
Evan: "Says something cringe"
The Rest of the Friend Group: "Evan Moment. CRINGE!"
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A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
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Evans Blue was formed in early 2005 when the five musicians, then in three different bands, connected through a local musician’s message board. The chemistry of the group was evident from the first rehearsal. The same message board then brought the band to the attention of producer Trevor Kustiak of The Pocket Studios in Toronto, and they began working together in March 2005. Since then, the band has written and recorded their debut album, The Melody and the Energetic Nature of Volume, which was completed in early November 2005 and released in February 2006 from Hollywood Records. Their first major single was "Cold (But I'm Still Here)", which received a great deal of radio airplay. The debut record has spent the last three weeks in the top 10 on Billboard's Heatseekers Chart. The band recently finished their support of Taproot on their tour and are set to begin touring with Trapt and Shinedown and will later join Breaking Benjamin on select dates.
Their second CD entitled, "The Pursuit Begins When This Portrayal Of Life Ends", was released on July 24th, 2007.
Similar Bands: Crossfade, 10 years, Trapt, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne
Evans Blue: Probably the best band in the world ^____^
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The most homosexual teenager on the face of the planet, who enjoys raping little children and furry animals.
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A nigga that makes GTAV videos on youtube but does not have sex with the game himself.
That nigga poo'd on you! fuckin' oath' what a sonny evans
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