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Donald J Trump. While the small minded libtards call him racist and sexist without any actual evidence to back them up, the remaining sane people on the planet know that Trump isn't the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
"You know who the best damn president ever is?"
"Nah bruh, who?"
"Donald J Trump, thats who."
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The best band ever. Also known as Weezer.
Go check out the Weezer definition.
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when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose
i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over
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ur bestest best friend ever in the entire world. No on can replace that person.
1.Ur best friend
2. Ur ride or die
Sierra is my best friend, my ride or die so therefore she is my bbfe.
She is my bbfe because she is my bestest best friend ever in the entire world.
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a song by basshunter saying that all he ever wanted was to be with her.
all i ever wanted was to see you smilin all i ever wanted was to make you mine i know that i love you oh baby y dont u c that all i ever wanted was you and me
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If ever I should find her:
*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.