Old Fashioned Fuck

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.

Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?

Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.

Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.

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fashion before function

When something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.

Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:

-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.

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Fashionably Brain-dead

A fashionably brain-dead person is someone who typically is wealthy, tan, dresses well, and keeps "popular" company, but who is completely unreflective and prone to drama about petty personal issues.

Did you see his fashionably brain-dead girlfriend? She's good-looking, but I think I'd stab myself if I had to talk to her for more than five minutes.

The party was good enough, but the company was a little too fashionably brain-dead for my taste.

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norris nuts fashion

an extremely overpriced range of merchandise made by a family youtube account called the norris nuts

norris nuts fashion we design it with passion norris nuts fashion(x10)

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old fashioned rimjob

The sexual act of spreading your load on your partner's asshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your dick and shaving your partner's asshole with your dick razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.

Jake: Hey bitch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?

Maria: I think you need to try again, my ass is itching like crazy.

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fashionable buss down

a extremely fast/expensive car, that is used as a car to flex on others who can’t afford it.

DAMN have you seen Haley’s Lam?! now that’s a fashionable buss down

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Old Fashion Poo

A clay like poo, that needs to be broken in half by a hanger to be flush. An old fashion poo is a sign of rejoice by people with irregular bowel movements.

Hey Brenda, I just took a old fashion poo!!

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