When you are so tired of working at wonderworks that you just stop showing up
Employee 1, Where’s Caitlyn? she hasn’t shown up for over 2 weeks.
Employee 2, idk she probably caught wonderworks fever
When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.
“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”
Diarrhea, especially followed by vomiting.
He had the worst butt fever last night.
When someone of a different race other than an albino (white) person likes dating white people
I like dating white girls. I think I caught the albino fever.
A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.
Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.
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a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.
observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.
observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
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When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.
She's only with him because she has matza fever.
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