Fix It Again, Tony

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.

Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…

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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

foot-fetish fix

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.

I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.