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To be surprised about something
I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface
Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?
when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.
I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.
The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top
"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.
"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"
-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."