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Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.
Rivs- lead guitar
Scala- bass
Alex- drums
Jammer- lead vocals.
I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!
1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.
The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise
When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.
Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!
Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.
Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator
"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."
When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.
Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.
When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.