A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.
Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)
Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*
Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?
Person 1: ....
A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.
That Flute is bound to go to hell.
Yup bro the peng bird down the street went down on me flute the other night, she whopper bro!
Something used to charm a snakey prick.
"Ben is being a snake so me and Henry had to be flutes so he stopped being a snakey dick face"
What band geeks call someone who plays the flute
Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*
One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.