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A term coined by the epic mini series "Massholes". A Boston Baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with Samuel Adams through a Larry Bird Jersey.
- "Hey this asshole just said that New York is better then Boston."
-"Hell no!! its time for a Boston baptism! go get your Bird jersey and I'll grab the Adams. We're gonna drown this Ass clown out with Irish goodness!"
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Fowards: Brad Marchand, David Pastranak,Charlie Coyle, Johansson with defenders Brandon Carlo, Zdeno Chara, And Charlie McAvoy. With goalie Tukka Rask
The Boston Bruins are winning the 2019 Stanley cup
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A 12, or more, man Tea-Bag on one person.
There were like 20 guys in that Boston Harbor!
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Someone takes a dump on a plate, they then squeeze it into strings with a play dough set. Then you put it on someones head so it looks like it's there head. That is what Boston braids
The barber said,"I can give cancer patients free Boston braids."
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A top American university that is consistently in the nations top 50. Beautiful new buildings, top staff, and excellent athletics all around. Unfortunately, BU has decided that instead of academic selectivity(you know based on stupid stuff like grades) they prefer financial barriers. They achieve this through outrageous tuition and terrible to non existent financial aid packages.
Sure there are a few bright bulbs who picked full boats to BU over full price at an Ivy and a couple of choice athletes, but overall BU students are from a very small demographic: New England elite illiterates. The typical BU male works out at the gym for 3 minutes a day and begins/ends every sentence with either a 'bro' or a 'yaw dude.' Your typical female schedules her classes around her Darque Tan appointments for the that month and goes out with one of the aforementioned yah dudes or broskis. These prada and ambercrombie wearing morons crowd onto the B line every day and yammer on their cellphones about that nights lame party in a way that lets everyone on the train know that they are the coolest kid in town. Once you get past the three BU stops the decibel level on the train drops by a factor of ten, a wave of sighs let off, and all the babies on board stop crying. It sux to BU.
BU Student: Yah dude, so I decided to go to Boston University kid.
Me: Oh yeah? Where else did you get into?
BU Student: ...My dad has a yacht.
Me: That's nice.
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Anal sex with a woman who has never had conventional (i.e. vaginal) intercourse.
Because Boston College is a Catholic university, many of it's students feel obliged to maintain their virginity, or at least *pretend* to do so. Therefore, situations that would often lead to conventional intercourse (a serious relationship, or a heavy drinking) often instead lead to other alternatives.
Have you gone all the with Tiffany?
No way, dude. She's still a virgin. But I gave her a Boston College last night. It was sweet!
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A prestigious university located right outside of Boston in beautiful, Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. Also known as BC. Boston College is likely the most academically and athletically well rounded school in the country: ranking in the top forty for academics and high in the top twenty five for every major sport and even some club sports. The students at Boston College are smart, athletic, and attractive. BC often gets a bad rep for preppy, rich, popped collar wearing pricks. While these students exist, they are in the minority and nobody hangs out with them anyways. This reputation likely originates from jealous students at other universities. Students at Notre Dame, a very similar university, put too much faith in Notre Dame’s slightly better rank on most lists of the top academic schools, and now are stuck in the middle of a corn field with nothing better to do then hate on BC. Students at Boston University think they have a rivalry with us, but this is impossible because they don’t have any sports teams. These BU students likely hate on BC and make comparisons to our school because of rampant feelings of inferiority circulating throughout their “campus”. The students at BU pay the same tuition as the students at BC, however this does not make them our equals; the BU students are inferior to BC students in almost every way (namely intelligence, appearance, athleticism, and personality). Students at BC rarely hang out with students at BU and those who do are mainly misguided freshmen who make the mistake of going to a BU frat party (which are all terrible: less booze, more baggage, and a whole lot of ugly chicks), and who will likely never return to BU again. Students at BU are not welcome at BC because they are annoying and obsess over BC, feebly trying to bash BC at every opportunity. The BC – BU relationship is confined to three times a year when we play them in hockey. Usually at some point during BC home hockey games versus BU, the BC fans get fed up with the BU fans and start chanting “safety school”. This is mean but it is also true. The majority of the Massachusetts natives at BC used BU as their safety school. Hopefully, eventually, the BU students will catch on and stop bothering us. Both of these schools hate on BC on a regular basis, however, BC rarely bothers to defend itself. We are more mature than that, and we are too busy partying, and attending sporting events against teams we play on more than a semi-regular basis (like Duke, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Florida State).
Student at BU/Notre Dame: Where do you go to school?
Student at BC: I go to Boston College.
Student at BU/Notre Dame: LOL ROFL OMG WTF BC SUCKS, {insert school} IS SO MUCH BETTER {insert petty insult}.
Student at BC: Where do you go to school?
Student at BU/Notre Dame: I go to BU/Notre Dame.
Student at BC: Oh, Ok. Well I’m going to go pre-game for the basketball game and then later I’m going to a party on Comm Ave where I will probably make out with a hot freshman chick.
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