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Real Name: Brandon Cole Margera
Birthday: September 28th, 1979
Currently residing in: West Chester, PA
Profession: Skater, Director, Producer
Band: Him and some friends do it for fun. Gnarkill
Friend of: Ryan Dunn, Brandon Dicamillo, Ville Valo, Rake Yohn, Chris Raab a.k.a Rabb Himself. etc.
Status: Um married but it suks
He has been skateboarding since he was 13. But he's been a professional since he was 17. He's my god. Thanks.
Ok people he isn't the best skater ever, but he's waaaay better than a lot of you that say he sucks. You dont even know him. I dont, but i dont go around saying people suck or all the other stuff you call him merely because he's not my favorite person.Sure maybe he's some of the stuff you call him. Who knows? Have you met him in person and talked to him for an hour or so? Didn't think so. If you have good for you. Maybe your being judgemental or maybe he is everything people call him. First know your facts then you can talk crap. Deal with it. You people annoy me sooooo bad. Go screw yourselves or get good info. Gosh. Whats your problem anyway?
Girl #1: Hey do you like Bam Margera?
Boy #1: Well he's not my favorite. He's ok though.
Girl #1: Wow im glad you have an open mind.
Boy #1: Thanks.
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A game where if someone is to yawn, during the yawn a male is to stick their genitals in that persons mouth at the same time exclaming the words 'yawn bam'.
girl: "im feeling tired" -yawns-
boy: -takes penis out of trousers and sticks it in the girls mouth- "YAWN BAM"
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Little Bitch BAM, a male in his mide 30s that goes out with or seeks relationships with teen age girls (or younger women under the age of 21). A Little Bitch BAM is a "legel" chomo, although the legal age of consent is normally 18. A Little Bitch BAM enters into these relationships because they lack the mental or financial ability to date women his own age. The average Little Bitch BAM suffers from penis envy and is worried that women his age will be dissatisfied with his technique and longevity, realizing that the little bitch bam will never be able to keep a woman his own age he seeks teenage girls that lack the experience and knowledge of what a real man is supposed to be like. A little bitch BAM is so annoyed by having to treat a woman with respect and dignity they prey on inexperienced girls.
Jake: That little bitch bam is dating a girl half his age!
Thomas: That's because the little bitch BAM can't get a woman his own age to put up with his shit!
Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.
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A means of describing something that took you by surprise
Chumpy: "Did you enjoy the party last night?"
Mon: "Yeah, but what was in that punch? One minute we were fine, and then before you know it, it was like.... BAM you're pregnant!"