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It is a sensationalist media outlet that perpetuates negative stereotypes against republicans.
Most republicans, like me, don't watch this garbage. It's meritless propaganda, presented with catchphrases like "THE SPIN STOPS HERE"- ironically followed by opinionated commentary.
Fox News is why everyone assumes I hate gay people and muslims just because I have conservative opinions about the economy. I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE. I'M PRO CHOICE. But Fox News, day in and day out, convinces America that Republicans are ignorant fucks who want America to be a white-supremacist police state.
I just want you guys to know my opinion on that, me being an insider and all..
Me: I support privatized health care and I believe in the free market.
Everyone else: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FUCK!
Me: Thanks a lot, Fox News! >:(
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1. As impossible as it may seem, it is more retarded than CNN. People actually consider CNN left-wing in comparison to FOX News.
2. A reminder of why the world hates this country.
I was watching Fox News, and i told my TV to shut the fuck up and put on the Simpsons.
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A disease that a person gets when they are extremely unfunny. The disease can simply be cured by making a funny joke but once it happens too much it becomes a very serious life-threatening disease. There are many celebrities with Fox Syndrome such as Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Denis Leary and every MADTV cast member.
Guy 1: I have a very funny joke!
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: Guess what?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Chicken Butt!!!
Guy 2: I think you might have Fox Syndrome.
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Actress who, though not rather good, has gained the attraction of teenage boys aorund the world (dispite having a boob job, lip plumping surgery and a nose job).
Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.
Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".
Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.
This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.
Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Girlfriend: Let's go see a movie!
Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.
Girlfriend: You're dumped.
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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit
14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants
14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her
14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend
14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
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the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil
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horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.
We distort, you comply.
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There are threes types of pocket foxes:
1) the fox that only lived for 15 minutes in the 16th century, the insides of it's pockets are the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.
2) the one currently living is small, white, and has glowing blue eyes. It has pockets on it's sides. They have tons of fleas, but you will usually not notice because of the third type of pocket fox.
3) the hampster-shaped creatures that live inside of the second type of pocket foxes pockets. They are also called pocket foxes because people used to think that they were the offspring of the second type of pocket fox. In exchange for getting to live inside of the pocket fox's pockets it eats it's fleas, which also gets it an easy meal.
1) Mr. Burns was able to have sex after taking the pocket fox's aphrodisiac
2) The pocket fox is the coolest animal ever!
3) This pocket fox lives in the other pockets fox's pockets!
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