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Emeli From Target

Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016


John from church

a guy named john from church

i am john from church

by john from church February 14, 2019


Yeah from ifunny

A fuckin badass. Probably the coolest dude on the app. Has a huge shaft. Gets hella ePussy. All around just neat dude

-you guys know yeah from ifunny?

-yeah dude he’s cool

by NotYeahFromiFunny July 20, 2018


Frank (from genloss)

A skeleton in genloss in which Sneegsnag has a relationship with. Frank can be seen in episode one in the cage with Sneeg and in episode two on the caurosell.

Frank (from genloss) want to ride a horse.

by Ghouliette July 3, 2023


Ting from Tennessee

The trend following on from the ‘Only in Ohio’ memes. ‘Ting’ from UK roadman slang.

That’s some goofy looking trim, it’s a ting from Tennessee.

by Apacheting March 7, 2023


sleepy from empire

Someone who talks excessively about subject matter that no one has any interest in, or has talked about it to the point where no one cares any more.

U hear about that guy sleepy from empire go on and about his fucking water.

Sleepy from empire is gay af with his water reminders.

by El Baalo January 17, 2021


Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

by Turtle Words January 28, 2021