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A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum
Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.
when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward
i gave him a german concussion
A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.
Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?
A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.
Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.