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A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.
You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.
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A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!
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The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.
Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.
Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..
"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."
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The act of one females kind nature to allow a male to suck her genitals hours after being diagnosed with a yeast infection.
Hey baby can i have an Easter Bunny's gift?
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When your son buys you a present and tells you what it is, then turns around and sells it before he gives it to you on Christmas. Such a Grinch act. 😢💔
A Pre Indian gift giver is when your son buys a Christmas present for his mother, tells her what it is and then turns around and sells it as he needed money. Grinch A total let down heartbreaking her heart.
A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.
Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
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A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
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