When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.
When you pee while nutting in a girl.
"Put the pee in the nut when you nut inside me, you know what they call that? The golden slimy."
When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.
It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!
When you are masturbating with a full bladder
Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.
Fixing issues with an intense glare
Scott was able to fix the mechanical issue with his golden stare.
A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.
The act of twisting your partners nipple so hard that they scream out " I'm going super sayain!"
BITCH WIP OUT DEM Tig Ol Bitties I FINNA MAKE YOU SCREAM GIVE ME " THE GOLDEN NURPLE!"