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The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021


Great-Pumpkin

Great-Pumpkin: (verb)To be "Great-Pumpkined" is to be let down in a big way, especially when others have been doubting or making fun of your sincerity over what you're hyped up; also, to be stood-up by someone.

An allusion to "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" where Linus is convinced that the Great Pumpkin will come to his sincere pumpkin patch, and convinces Sally to join him. The Peanuts gang teases them and warns them they are making a big mistake. The Great Pumpkin never shows and Linus, still convinced that the Great Pumpkin will materialize, mournfully yells into the sky: "Oh Great Pumpkin, where ARE you?!"

We really hope this forecasted snowstorm doesn't Great-Pumpkin us; we could really use the snow-day!

That gift wasn't as amazing as I expected; I feel like I was Great-Pumpkined.

Let's go cheer up our boy; heard he got Great-Pumpkined by that girl on that dating site.

by AmericanShamrock March 21, 2018


The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.

When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.

by TaxMastersSuck January 20, 2011


The Great Disgrace

When one is not phased by social regularity and is content with being in situations deemed disgraceful, such as whilst tripping balls and playing with a stick for hours. In the modern world such actions would be considered disgraceful.

The key point behind being a disgrace is that your having the most fun by not conforming to society's ideals of consumerism and greed.

Note: To be a true disgrace one must not be in or do anything life threatening, instead must be sill and daft at all times.

Person 1 - "why is that guy dancing in the rain with only his underpants on?"
Person 2 - "because he is the great disgrace"
other examples include
"jimbo you are the great disgrace"

"hes the amount of disgrace"
"hes become the great disgrace"

when you've taken to many drugs - "look at the colours!..oh im such a disgrace"

by disssgrraccee July 27, 2012


Great Oppression

What greed, oligarchy, fascism, populism, nationalism, and hate intermingle in the post-industrial age. Occurs sometime after the American 'Great Recession.'

A: Dude, looks like capitalism is going to go bust, and in the meanwhile, tons of seemingly normal people are hating on immigrants because of their faiths or home country. The elites are richer than they were before, and many of them are pandering bigotry wholesale.
B: They should call it the Great Oppression. The fear is blinding their reason again.

by effrankie March 12, 2017


The Great Dankening

The period of 2016-2020 starting from the murder of Harambe and ending with the election of 2020 in which the amount and quality of dank memes rose to meet the demands of meme hungry citizens.

Go on out and make some memes, Jimmy. With the Great Dankening in full-swing it's sure to be dank!

by Sherman Wolf November 18, 2016


the great legend

the one known as hammer or god

"the great legend" pregames harder than you party

by the great one... For real April 23, 2009